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Thursday, May 27th, 8pm

Shows at ColdTowne Theater

Green Tuna ColdTowne Theater's Jared Stepp satirizes science fiction nerd stuff. This show is smart, dry and funny.

Turn of the Century Paris Is like the movie Three Men and a Little Lady, except it's four dudes originally from Boston and a full grown woman. Also, it's a comedy. Fresh, absurd and manic, this show has recently completed its first run at ColdTowne Theater.

Stag The hit Alamo Drafthouse show, Stag Comedy, makes its ColdTowne Theater Debut. Members Joe Parsons (Master Pancake Theater), Scott Chester (Comedy Sportz, MPT: Forrest Gump) and Ben Bartley (MPT: Jurassic park + the Matrix) are teaming up with the kids from Mascot Wedding Productions (MPT: Transformers, winners of multiple Filmmaking Frenzies) to bring you a seamless mix of live and video sketches.



Thursday, May 27th, 10pm

Shows at ColdTowne Theater

Poor Life Choices Life is full of choices, and none make more impact than the ones made out of impulse, passion, and plain stupidity. One woman shows us all the sage and disastrous advice that has guided her to make some supremely poor life choices. With a little song and dance for good measure. Staring Leah Moss.

Dear Frailty Written over a five-year span of artistic wandering, Dear Frailty is a mix of darkly comedic character monologues and absurdist performance pieces. Sifting through his own thoughts and the lives of personalities that “may as well exist out there,” Simone revels in the utter failure to find any degree of meaning in the predictability of human nature. Material ranges from his own perverse vision of what the future holds for capitalism as well as a pyromaniac grocery store clerk with a profound dislike of the elderly. This is the runaway hit show that garnered Arthur Simone a Best of Austin Award! Don't miss it!



Friday, May 28th, 8pm

Shows at ColdTowne Theater

The P! Company performs a blend of live and taped comedy, on a regular basis. Featuring material about sci-fi, UFOs, comic books, video games, and other alt fare, there’s something for every kind of nerd out there – even cool nerds. (Geeks need not apply).

ColdTowne Mainstage presents... Shanty Town Lake The economy is in shambles. Young professionals are losing their jobs, relationships are disintegrating and society is falling apart at the seams. Only one person can save us all from ourselves, but no one seems to know who that is. Will the new homeless mayor reform city hall in time? Will Regan return from the grave long enough to smite his enemies? Will we pull ourselves together long enough to get off the couch and apply for a job? ColdTowne Theater’s Main Stage cast returns for their second full-length comedy revue, SHANTY TOWN LAKEa mix of social and political satire, music and straight up nihilistic comedy. Shanty Town Lake features a cast of writers/performers made up of multiple Best of Austin and B. Iden Payne Award winners. The revue is helmed by veteran performer and former Second City director Dave Buckman.



Friday, May 28th, 10pm

Shows at ColdTowne Theater

Your Terrific Neighbors are friends that write down the strange things that give them joy and amusement and then perform those things in spaces where people are allowed to come and watch them. Widely regarded among Austin's best sketch groups, YTN can be seen every first Sunday at the HideOut Theater Downtown.

Midnight Society For nearly two years, Midnight Society has been writing and performing sketch comedy at ColdTowne Theater. In that time, they've gone through 37 gorilla suits, 168 banana peels, and 1 working time machine, all in an attempt to craft the perfect sketch show. The result a full hour of the best sketch comedy Austin has to offer.



Saturday, May 29th, 8pm

Shows at United States Art Authority

Ghetto Sketch Warlock Bryan Roberts (ColdTowne Theater Mainstage, Guilds of Steal, No Shame Theater) wreaks havoc on the mic. Ghetto Sketch Warlock is a mix of sketch comedy and comedic hip hop. Attitude coming out of the mouth of a man who looks 12 and sounds like he's 70.

Audience of Two is a two-man sketch comedy duo from New York City, specializing in painfully honest portrayals of their ongoing struggles with adulthood. They also offer cheerfully bizarre songs about such trenchant topics as ghost neighbors, lobster thermidor, and James Joyce’s secret identity (a dinosaur gifted with intelligence and speech). They were named one of the Top Five Live Shows of 2008 by The Apiary. Their latest sketch comedy show, We Know What’s Up, recently completed a sold-out run at the People’s Improv Theater. In 2009 they again appeared in the PIT’s SketchProv Festival, as well as the Sarasota Improv Festival and the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. They were recently selected to perform in the 2010 Los Angeles Comedy Festival, Austin Sketchfest 2010, and SketchFest NYC 2010



Saturday, May 29th, 10pm

Shows at United States Art Authority

Dave Holmes and The Friday Forty The game show world is obsessed with useless trivia. Remote Control probed its contestants for 1970s TV facts, The Price is Right – makes sure you know the price of Sue-Bee Honey, Jeopardy tests your knowledge of the Peloponnesean War or whatever goddamn hoity-toity thing Alex Trebek’s got on his cards. But who’s there to make sure you’re paying attention to what’s going on in the world – right now? – The Friday Forty is the weekly game show that rewards your knowledge of the news of the last seven days. Contestants sit back, sip a 40-ounce, and face a fearsome 40 questions about the events of the last week, fired at them by our hosts and a cast of Los Angeles – best comics. At stake, their reputations and fabulous prizes maybe! The Friday Forty are Jill Alexander, Nick Armstrong, Scott Gimple, Dave Holmes, Julia Wackenheim, Neil Garguilo.