by Michael JastrochPhoto by Steve Rogers
When people write about Bryan “Lubu” Roberts, the intro paragraph usually includes that “[his] voice sounds like a 1920s Radio Announcer Cartoon! LOL!” And while that’s true, it completely misses the point. Bryan Roberts is one of the most effortlessly funny people in Austin, and it has nothing to do with his voice.
I don’t think anyone in Austin has better comedic timing or knows how to sell a joke better than Bryan Roberts. No one. Years ago, Bryan was in a sketch show I was directing. More than once, when a cast member wasn’t getting “it”, out of frustration I would say, “just deliver the line like Bryan would.” You could give Bryan a knock knock joke and he could kill with it. His performances in the ColdTowne Mainstage sketch shows – whether playing a beleaguered boyfriend or the Homeless Mayor of Austin – made me to laugh harder than I ever have. They’re Austin Comedy Legend at this point.
You know what else is funny about Bryan? His writing. He writes better in his dreams than most comedians. He once showed up to a sketch rehearsal after having dreamed the name “Fuckchugliss,” which became the basis for one of the best sketches to ever grace an Austin stage. Whether he’s performing as the Ghetto Sketch Warlock or in his sketch group Tastemakers or as part of the podcast Victrola, you can always tell what he’s had his hand in writing. (hint: because it’s usually the stand out material).
So yeah, his cartoonish voice is one of the least funny things about him. The other least funny thing about him is that he has Cystic Fibrosis, a degenerative genetic disease that effects the lungs. Although, you’d never know it, because he never talks about it. Bryan’s been in and out of the hospital over the years with pneumonia and various infections. And sometime last year, his conditioned worsened and he was put on the organ transplant list.
In October, we were recording some material for Victrola and Bryan had to be on an oxygen tank. He was more concerned that the noise from his tank was going to mess up the recording. Just in case he reads this I want to officially say: “Bryan, you dummy, I care way more about your health than the dumb podcast.” and “You could be playing a tuba in the microphone for all I care. If I’m doing something funny, I want Bryan Roberts involved.”
A few weeks ago, Bryan’s name came up on the donor list and he was suddenly whisked to Houston where he received a double lung transplant. A double lung transplant and the dude was walking around within two weeks! As I’m writing this, he’s had a few set backs, requiring a second surgury. But he looks to be recovering. We’re hoping that he’ll be able to leave the hospital in the next couple of weeks. All things considered, things are looking good.
It should also be noted that Bryan’s incredible wife––herself an immensely talented comedic actress, writer and improviser––Meredith Mae Roberts has been by his side, taking care of him. While the rest of us share stories, she’s been in the trenches the last few years making sure Bryan gets the care he needs.
Brian’s got a long recovery road ahead of him––6 months or so. But this is an exciting time, because it means we’ll have a fully powered up Bryan “Lubu” Roberts back on the job, ready to make the rest of us look less funny.
Michael Jastroch is one of the founders of Austin Texas’s ColdTowne Theater. He performs improv every Saturday night with The Frank Mills, does sketch with Jonestroch and produces the “hit” sketch comedy podcast Victrola.