House of 1000 Sketches

FROM ENCOURAGING WOMEN TO LEAVE EARTH FOR MARS (WITH LESS-THAN-DESIRABLE INCENTIVES DISGUISED AS POSITIVES), TO THE STRESSORS OF WORKING IN THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT OF ROB ZOMBIE'S PRODUCTION COMPANY, TO THE SEEMINGLY SWEET WISCONSIN COUPLE WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR MUTUAL LOVE FOR DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, HOUSE OF 1000 SKETCHES WILL TAKE YOU ON A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS, GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO EXAMINE YOUR OWN LIFE AND SEE HOW DISGUSTINGLY SIMILAR YOU ARE TO THE TWISTED MIND OF ROB ZOMBIE. ALSO, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. WILL IT BE REAL BLOOD? THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO COME SEE HOUSE OF 1000 SKETCHES!